Demos are legal
Bumps and demolitions are in the game on purpose. Use them, expect them, and if you get blown up, respawn and move on. The mechanic isn't toxic; the tantrum is.
The Roster
Two members. That's the whole club.
Everything on this site was tested by these two, badly, at 11pm, in a ranked queue we probably should not have been in.
The Creed
Five rules we don't break.
Fun beats rank
Winning is nice. Rank is a number. Neither matters more than enjoying the game with the people in your lobby. Rocket League is toxic enough already; we do not add to it.
Rotate. Seriously.
Do not ball-chase. Trust the rotation, leave your teammate a touch, and remember that the ball will still be there in three seconds. We are better than that. Usually.
Queue the whole game
We are open to every mode, not just 2v2. Ones, threes, and the extra modes all count. If Rocket League serves it, we will give it a run.
Any input but a wheel
Controller and keyboard-and-mouse are both legitimate ways to play. A racing wheel is not. We said open to every mode, not every bad idea.
Joining
There's no application.
We're not running tryouts and we're not building a Discord empire. Joining the club means one thing: you play by the creed. Have fun, rotate, queue something weird, and accept that sometimes you are going to explode.
That's it. No form, no rank requirement, no dues. If you want to tell us you're in, or argue with something we wrote, and please do argue, we'd rather be corrected than confident. The inbox is open.
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